I want YOUR response to THE ULTIMATE QUESTION OF THIS SITE!!!?

"Why are you on this site?" Are you bored and want to know what's going on in the lives of your six billion fellow humans? Are you having a bad day and kinda need to be reminded that your current situation isn't near as bad as some others? Or are you in an emotionally volatile mood and kinda wanna unleash opinionated ballistics at any controversial or scandalous topic that happens to press your on? Or do you just like to read the uniquely colorful responses to "questionable" questions and come across the one response that has you laughing really hard to yourself? Or do you feel that you might actually be able to ist a fellow human with help/advice/answers from a previous predicament/situation/experience..... in your own journey of life? Or is for the aculation of points in hopes that Yahoo! will one day in the near future actually begin to distribute prizes for 'em? For me, a little bit of all the aforementioned.....why are YOU on this site at this very moment in your life?